You cause a bit of an explosion
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People think there fake and laugh
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People are awed by your great magic trick
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The people just laugh
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Everybody starts singing
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Everybody joins in!
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Your put in a straight jacket
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People just think it's a joke
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Everybody copies you

They put you away
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Someone flushes it while your in it
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It becomes a new trend
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You sleep off the stumach pump
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You spue your guts up
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You fall into a coma
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The smell makes you pass out
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The amusing tunes go down quite well
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Your smell's a bit hit

You catch your tackle on a tree
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Your mother see's you on telly
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A super model see's you and wants you for your body
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They throw away the key
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A sumo coes and beats you up
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They call you modern art and give you money
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You have a case of ghandi's revenge
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Your stomach gargles, then your fine
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Your put in the records for eating the largest curry
